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30/06/10 |
Well we've had our Annual General Piss Up and erections, and the new mismanagement team's names and contact details are now shown. The run was great, with two drink stops, and the service afterwards was excellent.
As one of their final acts, the previous mismanagement decided to increase the subs this year to $320. Subs are on a financial year basis, and are due now. |
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Blue Dress
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Simple |
For forgetting the wine for the AGPU |
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Hash Cash -
Padlock |
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30/06/10 |
Subs for 2010/11 are $320, or $80 if paying quarterly. If paying by EFT please put your Hash name in the description and confirm with Padlock at Hash. |
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15/07/08 |
The bank details are:
Acc name- West Coast H3,
BSB- 086461,
ACC No: 550208623
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A 75-year-old woman went to the doctor for a check up. The doctor told her she needed more cardiovascular activity and recommended that she engage in sexual activity three times a week. A bit embarrassed, she said to the doctor, "Please tell my husband."
The doctor went out into the waiting room and told the husband that his wife needed sex three times a week.
The 78-year-old husband replied, "Which days?"
The doctor answered, "Monday, Tuesday, and Friday would be ideal."
The husband said, "I can bring her on Monday, but on Tuesdays and Friday
I golf, so she'll have to take the bus." |
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Two old Hashman are sitting in a bar when the first one says,
"Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection,
I couldn't bend it, even using both hands.
By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried
really hard.
By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about twenty degrees, no
problem.
I'm gonna be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just
one hand."
"So," says the second Hashman, "what's your point?"
"Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get."
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A guy can’t obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there’s nothing he can do unless
he’s willing to try an experimental surgery. The guy asks what the surgery is. The doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephants trunk, insert
them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best. The guy says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier so go ahead. The
doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later gives him the go ahead to "try out his new equipment". The guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner.
While at dinner he starts feeling an incredible pressure in his pants. It gets incredibly unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants. No sooner
does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants. His girlfriend sits in shock for a few
moments, then gets a sly look on her face. She says "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?" With his eyes watering and a painful expression on his face, he says
"Probably, but I don’t know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!"
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
Funny thing is, it looks the same sober as it does after hashing!
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