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05/07/11 |
Welcome to our new GM, Choo Choo and his new Mismanagement Team erected anonymously at our AGPU last night. Bits is his right hand man, Point RA. Padlock remains as Hash Cash, Fish Head as Hare Raiser, and Zohan as Hash Piss, while Chisler remains Hash Horn, and takes on the added responsibility of Hash Flash. |
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Blue Dress
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Hash Cash -
Padlock |
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30/06/10 |
Subs for 2010/11 are $320, or $90 if paying quarterly. If paying by EFT please put your Hash name in the description and confirm with Padlock at Hash. |
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15/07/08 |
The bank details are:
Acc name- West Coast H3,
BSB- 086461,
ACC No: 550208623
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Members View |
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Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my arse! Do you think I should change dentists? |
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A Welsh Muslim was caught today having sex with a young sheep. In his defence he said it was islam and he could do whatever he liked with it. |
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I bought my wife some crotchless knickers for Halloween.
Nothing sexual, just to give her a better grip on her broomstick!!
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About time the new mismanagement team updated this site? |
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What's my F@#Kin password??? |
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The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish
captain; his co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown
together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a
mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese..'
'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!'
'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That
Japanese, not Chinese.'
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... ..doesn't matter, you're all alike!'
There's a few minutes of silence.
'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.
'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.
'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the
captain, 'It was an iceberg!'
Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , ....nomattah...all same! |
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